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TES Fest Need

Last minute details are always the funnest ones.

So, for those of you going to TES Fest this weekend and would like to be part of the festivities...

Can you take two fists up one orifice? If so, e-mail me!!! BoymeatTES at aol dot com.

Can you take an enema? Can you do it in front of an audience? If so, e-mail me!!! BoymeatTES at aol dot com. Position filled! *rimshot*

Do you know someone who can do the above things, and that person will be at TES Fest? If so, e-mail them!!! And then, have them e-mail me!!!

This has been an announcement from the Council Of People Needing People To Get Things Shoved Up Their Nether Regions.


( 11 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
Gosh I can do both of these things - I seriously MUST get up there more...
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
Catch the train tomorrow and you'll be all set.
Jul. 3rd, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
We don't have trains here :(
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
LOl funny

NO I can't do any of those things but I"m really thinking about going! Know anyone who wants to share a hotel room?
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
Hm, let me ask Selina.
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
I've HAD two of my fists in one orifice.

But the other way around... not.even.close.

Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
*eeeep*!! *hides and yells HELL NO from my hidey spot*

Jul. 3rd, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
The only person I know of who could do this lives in California. And checking her LJ, she doesn't mention going to TESfest. Sorry, babe!

Jul. 3rd, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
No can help! Sure do wish I was going to Tesfest, though! :)

Jul. 4th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
I know someone who can and she's on your presenter list!
Jul. 5th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)

hope you're enjoying the Fest!

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