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TES Fest Need

Last minute details are always the funnest ones.

So, for those of you going to TES Fest this weekend and would like to be part of the festivities...

Can you take two fists up one orifice? If so, e-mail me!!! BoymeatTES at aol dot com.

Can you take an enema? Can you do it in front of an audience? If so, e-mail me!!! BoymeatTES at aol dot com. Position filled! *rimshot*

Do you know someone who can do the above things, and that person will be at TES Fest? If so, e-mail them!!! And then, have them e-mail me!!!

This has been an announcement from the Council Of People Needing People To Get Things Shoved Up Their Nether Regions.

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feyrieprincess
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
Gosh I can do both of these things - I seriously MUST get up there more...
boymeat
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
Catch the train tomorrow and you'll be all set.
feyrieprincess
Jul. 3rd, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
We don't have trains here :(
liftinmoose
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
LOl funny

NO I can't do any of those things but I"m really thinking about going! Know anyone who wants to share a hotel room?
viviane212
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
Hm, let me ask Selina.
faghatesgods
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
I've HAD two of my fists in one orifice.

But the other way around... not.even.close.

cleovale
Jul. 3rd, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
*eeeep*!! *hides and yells HELL NO from my hidey spot*

nex0s
Jul. 3rd, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
The only person I know of who could do this lives in California. And checking her LJ, she doesn't mention going to TESfest. Sorry, babe!

N.
contessagrrl
Jul. 3rd, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
No can help! Sure do wish I was going to Tesfest, though! :)

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deafdyke
Jul. 4th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
I know someone who can and she's on your presenter list!
thornyc
Jul. 5th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)

hope you're enjoying the Fest!



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