Um. Yeah. It's Monday.
Oooookay. Guess I didn't have much to write about. Huh.
I'll give you some comedy gold then from Overheard in NY. Behind the cut because it's diiiiiiiiirty.
Little boy: Mommy, mommy! Can I get a hot dog please?
Little boy: Please? Why not?
Mom: Remember that time you drank your pee pee juice?
Little boy: But that was yummy!
Gay hipster guy #1: Check him out.
Gay hipster guy #2: Damn, if I was a girl my pussy would be so big. Mm.
Gay hipster guy #1: I just grew a pussy and now its wet.