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Monday, monday... la la, la la la la.

Good morning.

Um. Yeah. It's Monday.

Oooookay. Guess I didn't have much to write about. Huh.

I'll give you some comedy gold then from Overheard in NY. Behind the cut because it's diiiiiiiiirty.


Little boy: Mommy, mommy! Can I get a hot dog please?
Mom: No.
Little boy: Please? Why not?
Mom: Remember that time you drank your pee pee juice?
Little boy: But that was yummy!

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Gay hipster guy #1: Check him out.
Gay hipster guy #2: Damn, if I was a girl my pussy would be so big. Mm.
Gay hipster guy #1: I just grew a pussy and now its wet.

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cleovale
Sep. 8th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
lmao. oh my. *still giggling*
and now that song is stuck in my head, thanks :P
noble_knave
Sep. 8th, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
wow. That first one. Wow. :-)
dreamertheresa
Sep. 8th, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
...

Wait, WHAT?!
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