Boymeat (boymeat) wrote,

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Monday, monday... la la, la la la la.

Good morning.

Um. Yeah. It's Monday.

Oooookay. Guess I didn't have much to write about. Huh.

I'll give you some comedy gold then from Overheard in NY. Behind the cut because it's diiiiiiiiirty.

Little boy: Mommy, mommy! Can I get a hot dog please?
Mom: No.
Little boy: Please? Why not?
Mom: Remember that time you drank your pee pee juice?
Little boy: But that was yummy!


Gay hipster guy #1: Check him out.
Gay hipster guy #2: Damn, if I was a girl my pussy would be so big. Mm.
Gay hipster guy #1: I just grew a pussy and now its wet.


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