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Once is annoying. Twice just figures.

Earlier this morning, I went out for a cigarette, and I stepped in gum. Annoying.

Not too long ago, I went downstairs and was busy texting and e-mailing, and then I realized. I just stepped in gum. Again.

The same gum.

Screw you, Murphy. Screw you.


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Nov. 7th, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
Now now. Mr Murphy is the only business that is expanding in this bad economy. Its now Mr Murphy Inc.
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
It'd be hilarious if it was Nicorette...
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
Maybe murphy's telling you "Chew gum instead of smoking, it's better for you, lasts longer, is cheaper per hit and makes your mouth taste minty fresh instead of nicotine stale."?

Or maybe it's just dumb bad luck.

I prefer the former. ;)
Nov. 7th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
Third time's a charm?

Nov. 7th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
Personally, I think this is G-d's way of telling you he doesn't like the shoes.
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