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Fantasies. I has them.

Every once in a while, when I'm feeling truly self-masochistic, I'll browse through the forums on FetLife. Now, a lot of people have heaped praise on this site, and it's very nice, but the forums? It's the same crap found on countless email groups, just in a different format. Lots of people spending too much time on the computer without getting a breath of fresh air.

And rummaging through some of the posts, I start to fantasize about things.

1- Running through posts quickly, and leaving the most simplistic, purest comment I can - "You're an idiot." Repeat 100x.

2- Anyone bringing up another SSC vs. RACK debate will spontaneously explode. (Of course, I'm an idiot and responded. So I get the 2nd penalty of getting bitchslapped.)

3- Anyone who debates the tenants of Real Dominance or Real Submission gets sterilized from having offspring. Yeah, that may not have wanted to anyway, but I'd rather just avoid all possibilities, thanks.

4- People who believe there is no such thing as a switch or a bisexual get sent to the Amish country, seeing as they clearly want to remain in a civilization long forgotten by the modern world.

5- Going back to the commenting "You're an idiot" one. I'm really liking that idea right now.

Wait. What am I saying? I consensually went through the formus!

I'm the idiot. Right.


( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 18th, 2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
I agree with you. Silly monkey. Then again, I read the forums now and then. Then I pound my head against the wall. It feels so good when I stop!
Nov. 18th, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC)
Real Dominance and Real Submission have tenants? I thought they were evicting them to go condo.

Edited at 2008-11-18 07:11 pm (UTC)
Nov. 18th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
I still haven't been able to make myself get on FetLife for these very reasons
Nov. 18th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
I knew it would be like this. I even told you so.
Nov. 18th, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
You're an idiot.
Nov. 18th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
Re: PS
Sweet sisterly love. :)
Nov. 18th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
So there are many different issues in relation to the SSC vs. RACK debate. These include... ;p

Although I know exactly what you mean about the fora (yes, I did latin at school), I can't help but feel that anywhere where people can get information - admittedly some bad, but a lot good - can't be a bad thing... I'm not on any email groups, for example, and it's stuff that I can't discuss under my vanilla persona on Facebook...
Nov. 18th, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Oh, and, they keep me (and the people sitting in the rows behind me) amused in my boring, boring law classes.
Nov. 18th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
I still don't know what to think about FetLife yet. I roll my eyes and deliberately avoid a bunch of communities (yeah, mostly around the stuff you mention but also a bunch of other things which make me angry). I am still trying to figure out what I think about some groups though. It just seems like it could be such a useful thing, especially because I've been feeling like I really want to talk to more people about stuff. But so far it's been kind of shallow and unfulfilling, I guess. We'll see...
Nov. 19th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC)
But I'm a for real dominate!
Nov. 19th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
What I want to know is where all the diatribes on T/true S/switches are. Damn it, can't a "fencesitter" (a quote from a fetlife email asking if I was really a switch), get some love?

If bisexual switches don't exist, I am a figment of a lot of peoples imaginations...
Nov. 19th, 2008 07:19 am (UTC)
This is why i haven't joined it yet.

BTW, what is the deal about the argument over SSC vs RACK?
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