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OK LJ search hounds, I have a mission for you! Whoever succeeds at mission wins 3.47 internets.

Find me slash/porn fiction starring former Surgeon General Koop.

Good luck, and search safe.


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Dec. 11th, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)
Boymeat = Crackhead
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
I... I... I did not exhale.
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
Halp! I'm stuck in a gas mask and I can't get out!

(And I sound like Snuffalofogus.)
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
Maaaaaayve I don't wanna get out. Heh heh heh.
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
Well, mayve I don't want you to get out.

Cause I want you to suffoooocccaatteee.

Dec. 11th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
Suffocateeeee? Is that some southern delicacy I am unaware of?

Y'all get'yer buts in'ere and eats yawl suffocateeeee before I tell your paw!
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
SILENCE. I keel you.

/me defeated
Dec. 11th, 2008 05:37 am (UTC)
Y'all are such a cute couple
Dec. 11th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
Couple of what?
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
While I can't even begin to know where to help with such a search... I do hope you tell us what put this idea in your head in the first place.
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
He's the coolest looking Surgeon General we've ever had. And... it's fun to say Koop.

Edited at 2008-12-11 02:22 am (UTC)
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
You are scaring me ...............
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
I hope if anyone finds non-fiction, they send it to you.

So there.
Dec. 11th, 2008 03:04 am (UTC)
I bet I know some people who would pay good money for that. Cash money.
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:50 am (UTC)
OK, this isn't what you're looking for, but I'm sure you'll find it interesting, and Koop does have a minor mention in it:

Smurf Sex

Dec. 11th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
Oh. My. God. I so remember reading a longer version of this in college! Missing portions of this story included mentions of the Smurf village square with a knee-deep layer of blue cum.

Good find my friend, good find. I think you will be the winner of this porn-hunt!
Dec. 11th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
I have a film, but it's on VHS so I can't upload it.

Dec. 11th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
Dec. 11th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
I might be able to do you one better
C Everett Koop / Jocelyn Elders porn. Pro-porn *and* pro-masturbation.

This was from back in my first year at Cal, so I'm not sure if I can find it or the person who wrote it, but the idea alone should be enough to entertain.
Dec. 11th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Re: I might be able to do you one better
If this still exists, you so win the gold star.
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