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Some of you have previously marveled at the Boymeat and kathryntact show seen at various SM events around the country. You might think that such wacky, frivolous, and downright Muppet-esque behavior is reserved for public events, and that when we are in person we are much more sedate.

You would be wrong.

See, after almost two years of relationship amazingness, it has become quite evident that the show you see at events is actually precisely what takes place day after day after day. In fact, the mere notion that we will be living together* come the end of May should have television producers banging down our door for the publishing rights.

For example, I will give you an exchange that occurred today through e-mail. These e-mails are all copied here verbatim for your pleasure.

Kathryn - RAWR
Boymeat - Moo.
K - Mrow.
B - Oink.
K - Sqeek.
B - Ribbit.
K - Cluck.
B - Quack.
K - Tweet.
B - Chirp.
K - Neigh.
B - Woof.
K - Whimper.
B - Hot.
K - Hee.
B - Lick.
K - Moan.
B - Thrust.
K - Squirm.
B - Choke.
K - Gasp.
B - Grind.
K - Twitch.
B - Punch.
K - Bite.
B - Restrain.
K - Shudder.
B - Cum.
K - Swallow.
B - Smoke.
K - Laugh.
B - Hee.
K - Rawk.
B - Hell's...
K - Erm.
B - ...yeah.
K - D'oh.

* Like how I snuck that in there? I'm such a stinker. Hee!


( 20 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 31st, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
wow that's awesome :) yay!
Mar. 31st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Wait. This was an email exchange that occurred through email? NO WAY!

Is that kind of like a British chick from England?

Mar. 31st, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
23.64 ass kickings.
Mar. 31st, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
and that is adorable. simply adorable. and kind of hot too.
Mar. 31st, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
Hey, you stole some of my best lines!
Mar. 31st, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
Hee hee.
Mar. 31st, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
i gotta say, that seeing you two doing your thing at IMsL just made me smile. you're adorable together.
Apr. 1st, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
Congrats! You will both need to come to brunch one weekend! :)
Apr. 1st, 2009 12:36 am (UTC)
Mazel Tov!
Apr. 1st, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
Oh, I love you. :)

Apr. 1st, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
This must be what it was like for your long lost friends who fled to the suburbs.
Apr. 1st, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)

- K&G
Apr. 1st, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)

...and wait, doesn't everyone have email exchanges like that? :)
it's apparently a day for LJ schmoop.
Apr. 1st, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
I love you guys.

Or in the one-word format:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:03 am (UTC)
For once, I'll be the one to say... that's hot.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
*snicker* I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Apr. 3rd, 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
I'm so happy you like me... um... who are you?
Apr. 3rd, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
*laughter* Sorry about that - we met a long ways back. My name is Karoline - we met in & around TES a few times about... hmm, 8 years ago or so. You said nice things about my feet. (And yeah, I know that's pretty vague, sorry about that.) The only other identifying information I can think of is that I was hanging out with Matt & Courtney at that point in time, and while I'd honestly rather disavow any knowledge of him these days, it's the only other identifying factor I can think of for you. :)

Nice running into you again. (I spotted you when Mina was twittering with you.)
Apr. 3rd, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC)
Admittedly, 8 years is a long time, so my brain is still drawing a blank. But, welcome again!
Apr. 3rd, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
Don't worry about it -- I don't offended easily, and 8 years feels like a lifetime ago. & I suck at names too. :)

If I run into you at an event - I've been tiptoeing back into the scene in the last few months, I'll introduce myself.
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