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Take this, Mr. Old Guard.

If this is old traditional leather, I'm in. Here is a community that a friend of mine (hi there!) found on FetLife:

Gay Masochists Who Occasionally Enjoy Being Bathed in Tapioca Pudding While Listening to Rush by a Transgenderqueer Pansexual Named Robert Who Calls Himself Mr. Ball Gag Bob.

I'm too intimidated to join, though. I don't think I'm hardcore enough.

Edit: And of course, FetLife being Fetlife, there is the group formed our of a political split from the original. The new group?

Gay Masochists Who Regularly Enjoy Being Bathed in Tapioca Pudding While Listening to Rush by a Transgenderqueer-identifying Polysexual  Named Richard Who Calls Himself Mr. Ball Gag Dick. 


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May. 7th, 2009 01:18 pm (UTC)
That's really really funny.

May. 7th, 2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
May. 7th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC)

We have tapioca pudding?!!

May. 7th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
We could get some. ;-)
May. 7th, 2009 01:38 pm (UTC)
now I'm going to have to make some because you got it into my head.
May. 7th, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
We could get buckets of the stuff from Costco!
May. 7th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
That is AWESOME.
May. 7th, 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)
Srsly. Net Nanny is in your future.
May. 7th, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
Can I join both?
May. 7th, 2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
Have you tried the Chickenplay group? Now thats Old Guard hardcore....
May. 7th, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
We Rush fans are, by definition, masochistic.

"Begin the day with a friendly voice..."
May. 7th, 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm nowhere near that masochistic. Frankly, the lead singer's voice drives me crazy.
May. 7th, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
yeah I feel that way about the Spin Doctors.
May. 7th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
Don't let him fool you. At night, when he's all alone and reading his favorite Gor novels ...

It's ALL about the Rush.
May. 7th, 2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
Thank God Neil never apped that for a concept album...the story of an idealistic young slave who finds a Joe Wheeler of his very own..."Weee aaare the priests, we're the alien insects of the later novels!!!"

"A manly warrior big big stride today's Tarl Cabot mean mean guy"
May. 7th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
May. 7th, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
Speaking of not kidding one's self ...

We ain't got no stinkin' limits here.

Old guard leatherman who listen to rush tapioca pudding something etc are WAY above such things.

(Kill me nao.)
May. 7th, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC)
I fail to see the humor in this.
May. 7th, 2009 05:20 pm (UTC)
Coincidently, I just joined both groups last night. I feel bad I missed their annual convention last April.
May. 7th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
You were the friend I was referring to. ;-) Only you could find such groups. Bravo!
May. 7th, 2009 06:41 pm (UTC)
I know the groups aren't, but I think it's ironic that I really *am* a gay masochist who likes gunge. And I love "Mivong Pictures", though not so much other stuff by Rush. Lately, I've been listening to a lot more Tool and Mastodon.

Someone took my fetishes and listed them as a joke, and I'm not sure how I feel about that!
May. 7th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
It's like the GummiBear group and the Cephlopod group- some people have joined as a joke, and some of us, well, it's no joke. Putting gummi candy in human orifices is serious good times. I feel your pain. Mwah.
May. 12th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
Mmm... I would love being tied down and having a gummi worm slid down my urethra. Ow! Bonus points for a *second* sub to kneel and eat it after it comes out.
May. 13th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
oddly compelling ;)
May. 7th, 2009 06:13 pm (UTC)
I prefer chocolate for immersion. Smell and texture count. Tapioca is yummy, though.
May. 8th, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
i found your next outfit for whatever event you are going to next:

May. 14th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
No! No! No!
I'm TOTALLY safewording at the thought of playing to Rush. That would be horrible. The only thing worse than Rush-play, would be knowing that when the CD ends Billy Thorpe's "Children of the Sun" album was going on, in repeat mode, for all eternity. Arghhh!


(Wait! He's talking about subspace, isn't he!?!?)

No more gravity, nothing holding them down
Floating endlessly, as their ship leaves the ground
Through the walls of time - at the speed of light
Flies the crystal ships on their celestial flight
(On their celestial flight)
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