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I know, we're just the cutest.

Her: "So, they both were using anal buttplugs with metronomes in them."

Me: "Did they use them through their assless chaps?"

Her: "I hate you."

PS: Would it make all the above make any more sense if we told you we were talking about a faux set of conjoined twins playing guitar together?

PPS: We have a Hanukkah bush. I just thought I should say that. With lights and garland and everything too.

PPPS: She won't let me go out and buy a mini bottle of Manichevitz to put under the bush. My mind boggles - what will Hanukkah Harry drink when he comes through the fire escape to drop wrapped up shekels under the bush?


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Dec. 11th, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
Isn't "anal buttplugs" redundant?

Dec. 11th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
And "assless chaps" isn't?
Dec. 11th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Good point!
Dec. 11th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
Oh, was that the point of your comment to her? I'm slow today...
Dec. 11th, 2009 04:18 am (UTC)
Tree or Bush
You need this. You should have it on your desk at work if nothing else. :)
Dec. 11th, 2009 04:48 am (UTC)
You guys are great.

Dec. 11th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)
This year Harry Hanukkah might be bringing Terry Pratchett books with his wrapped up shekels....if Harry Hanukkah dresses up like the postman...
Dec. 11th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
awww... how sweet :) and butt-plugs (anal or otherwise) with metronomes in them sound like fun! the Hanukkah Harry situation needs resolving though...
Dec. 11th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
Shekels? Like you're getting anything besides coal this year!
Dec. 12th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
Twin Falls Idaho? You must have gotten the kinkier version with the assless chaps.
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