Boymeat (boymeat) wrote,

I know, we're just the cutest.

Her: "So, they both were using anal buttplugs with metronomes in them."

Me: "Did they use them through their assless chaps?"

Her: "I hate you."

PS: Would it make all the above make any more sense if we told you we were talking about a faux set of conjoined twins playing guitar together?

PPS: We have a Hanukkah bush. I just thought I should say that. With lights and garland and everything too.

PPPS: She won't let me go out and buy a mini bottle of Manichevitz to put under the bush. My mind boggles - what will Hanukkah Harry drink when he comes through the fire escape to drop wrapped up shekels under the bush?

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