Me: "Did they use them through their assless chaps?"
Her: "I hate you."
PS: Would it make all the above make any more sense if we told you we were talking about a faux set of conjoined twins playing guitar together?
PPS: We have a Hanukkah bush. I just thought I should say that. With lights and garland and everything too.
PPPS: She won't let me go out and buy a mini bottle of Manichevitz to put under the bush. My mind boggles - what will Hanukkah Harry drink when he comes through the fire escape to drop wrapped up shekels under the bush?