Last night was Sailing the Seas of Cheese.
Today its Pork Soda. Yum! *guzzling down the Primusy Pork Soda goodness*
"Grab yourself a can of pork soda!!!
You'll be feeling just fine.
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house,
Swillin' down them Cans of swine!"