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Deep thoughts by Boymeat

I think I might be developing some lactose intolerance. That sucks.

It is Tuesday. I wish it were Thursday. On second thought, on Thursday I will have pieces of duct tape applied to hairy portions of my body, and have them sadistically ripped off of me for the pleasure of others and charity fundraising. Perhaps I should wish for Friday instead.

I am wondering what has sparked my recent comments in a friend's journal containing ultra-violence involving baby seals and used auto salesmen in the name of forgiveness. Sometimes I frighten myself.

It is 1:35 PM... do you know where your hippos are?


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Oct. 7th, 2003 10:46 am (UTC)
My hippos are right here.
Oct. 7th, 2003 11:05 am (UTC)
meristem actually developed lactose-intolerence in the course of our increasingly vegetarian eating. I can recommend some good soy and rice milks, but the whole reason I am veg*n and not really vegan is my love of cheese, which just can't seem to be replicated well . . . .
Oct. 7th, 2003 11:13 am (UTC)
Not having read the recent comments you're referring to, I'm picturing a surly gang of baby seals clubbing a poor defenseless used car salesmen to death.
Oct. 7th, 2003 11:14 am (UTC)
Lactose Intolerant?
Dude, that's what lactaid is for.

"Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible."

That's my story, and I am sticking to it. Or it to me. Or something.
Oct. 7th, 2003 11:31 am (UTC)
Re: Lactose Intolerant?
I prefer "better living through chemicals."
Oct. 8th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Lactose Intolerant?
Good point.
Oct. 7th, 2003 11:25 am (UTC)
Lacotse intolerance runs in the family. Change to soy and rice milk as well as cheeses. I can help you out there kid. Been living that way for almost a year.
Oct. 7th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC)
I thought the same thing until I started a high protein diet, stopped eating complex and simple carbs and POOF I could drink and eat dairy products with immunity!!!
Oct. 7th, 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)
*Perhaps you are going woo-woo...*It could be worse...*or...it could be better...*woo knows*
Oct. 8th, 2003 11:05 am (UTC)
You do realize that now I'm going to be powerless to stop myself from saying "woo knows" everytime I mean "who knows." I mean, this is going to involuntary become a part of my vocabulary. My friends will hate me.

Damn you. I need to hit you now. Come here so that I may hit you.
Oct. 7th, 2003 12:09 pm (UTC)
The paper hippo that I used to make Greg's birthday cake is currently in my trash can beside the refrigerator in my apartment.
Oct. 7th, 2003 01:22 pm (UTC)
The blue replica of an egyptian hippo that is clearly a regift (not that there's anything wrong with that) and was inexplicably given to us by our neighbors at our housewarming, is in the box of 'Things to Be Given To People Who Will Like Them Better' in our closet.
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