My parents named me Phillip. Other biological family members call me brother, cousin, nephew, uncle...
My Big Sis called me Boymeat. I have been called nearly every play on that name since then. Meatboy, Fleshmeat, Senor Carne... Nerve.com was kind enough to name me Manflesh.
I have been called boy. For brief periods of time, I've allowed myself to be called slave.
In a variation of that theme, some have called me Daddy. Others Uncle. I have even been called Master and M'Lord.
But today... today I was given a new name. A new identifier! A new title to answer to!!!
Today, I was dubbed...
Juror Number Six.
*pounds head on table*